It's worth mentioning that I dropped a wheelie bin on my foot last night. Making a neat little hole which is developing an attractive indigo aura.
Which, incidentally, co-ordinates brilliantly with the bruise resulting from dropping the vacuum cleaner onto myself a day or two ago.
I'm accessorising with bruises. It'll be de rigueur before you know it.
I think you need to wrapped up in cotton wool and pampered ;op
ReplyDeleteIs that a polite way of saying I need a padded room?
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