I saw last week, that this happened alot to OAPs lol, you can get a little gadget that you hang over the bath at the height of the water you want, and it shrieks and screams when its where it should be.
I thought how cool, when my mind goes, I can waste money of gadgets and forget to use them
There is nothing quite as disturbing as being given a link to a blog and being greated by a picture of a penis. I can cope with one, and that is my own, and being innocently directed to stare at one, as for a few second I didn't realise what it was. I am sure my neighbours thought something was wrong upon my dawning realisation, and subsequent scream.
My mini oat-a-bix suddenly lost their appeal. I am not sure what the reference was too, but having being traumatized by a penis, I think I will have to think more carefully before opening up suggested pages lol
My mild mannered thirty three year old catholic sensabilities cannot cope lol
forgive me - I had no idea you were an owner of a penis. I assumed (wrongly of course) that you were one of us with the bumps in the front. My sincere apologies for any offence caused. My sister will no doubt advise me as to the gender of her commentators to avoid such faux pas in future.....
Ah this was most entertaing to read through. I chortled plentifully.
Tablet Widow: I'm imagining the contraption that would lower Mifford into a bath warning position. I'm just in a position of mind boggling.
As for small children, don't they just make noise ALL the time anyway? lol
Dominic: I can't begin to tell you how I chuckled, knowing the contents of that site as I do, imagining the look on your face as you opened it. Is it wrong that I chuckle still?
I saw last week, that this happened alot to OAPs lol, you can get a little gadget that you hang over the bath at the height of the water you want, and it shrieks and screams when its where it should be.
ReplyDeleteI thought how cool, when my mind goes, I can waste money of gadgets and forget to use them
Are you inferring I have the brain power of an OAP? lol
ReplyDeleteI do love gadgets - can I have one of those for my birthday please?
Not at all, you are just a little absent minded on occasion. Self confessed!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know you love your gadgets ;op
Why waste money on this? Simply dangle Mifford or a small child over the side of the bath for a similar effect..........
ReplyDeleteI am sure there are many more appropriate things you could dangle
ReplyDeleteLOL Domster! I refer you to the rather hilarious http://seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ for ideas!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing quite as disturbing as being given a link to a blog and being greated by a picture of a penis. I can cope with one, and that is my own, and being innocently directed to stare at one, as for a few second I didn't realise what it was. I am sure my neighbours thought something was wrong upon my dawning realisation, and subsequent scream.
ReplyDeleteMy mini oat-a-bix suddenly lost their appeal. I am not sure what the reference was too, but having being traumatized by a penis, I think I will have to think more carefully before opening up suggested pages lol
My mild mannered thirty three year old catholic sensabilities cannot cope lol
forgive me - I had no idea you were an owner of a penis. I assumed (wrongly of course) that you were one of us with the bumps in the front. My sincere apologies for any offence caused. My sister will no doubt advise me as to the gender of her commentators to avoid such faux pas in future.....
ReplyDeleteAh this was most entertaing to read through. I chortled plentifully.
ReplyDeleteTablet Widow: I'm imagining the contraption that would lower Mifford into a bath warning position. I'm just in a position of mind boggling.
As for small children, don't they just make noise ALL the time anyway? lol
Dominic: I can't begin to tell you how I chuckled, knowing the contents of that site as I do, imagining the look on your face as you opened it. Is it wrong that I chuckle still?
I aim to please, lol
ReplyDeleteI prefer bumps, so any sites with bump as opposed to a plethora of Peni, are always better
Is peni the right word for a more than one lol
I think the correct term for more than one is surfeit. Or plethora.
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LOL I meant the plural of penis, penises just looks wrong however correct it is, Peni just has a more classic tone.
ReplyDeleteAs for surfeit, well if it was your intention to overindulge me with penises, then surfeit would be delightful, I will stick with plethora lol
You are indeed your sister's sister ;op
Although I do think it also means to feed, so to feed me a large quantity of peni, oh I am stopping this now lol
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