Friday 5 January 2018

Counting Injuries

I'm a little accident prone.
Okay, I'm really very accident prone. I admit it.
However, it's now January 5th and I've gone this many days without injury.
Sort of.
Today I dropped something as I was getting vegetables out of the fridge for tea, so I bent down to pick it up.
At this point I should say that my fridge is stacked on top of my freezer, so my fridge sits higher than you might imagine.
So, I bend down to pick up the cheese I dropped and as I do so, unbeknownst to me, the fridge door starts to swing closed.
Yes, I did headbut the door with the back of my head as I stood up.
Yes it hurt like a sonofabitch.
No, there wasn't blood - which I'm counting as a win.


However, 2018 injury count is now: 1.