Wednesday, 19 December 2007

World Domination

I've been driving around today as I've finally started my Christmas shopping, and nearly completed it too by the way!
Anyway, I have come to the decision that when I finally get around to taking over the world I am going to start making some new laws.
The first one that I am desperate to instigate is that the imbeciles who make random manoeuvres in the road without indicating should have their tyres shot out. In fact all the drivers that get to T-junctions and fail to indicate which direction they intend to take will be getting their tyres shot out.
I have yet to figure out the logistics of this but I figure, seeing as I'll have taken over the world I'll have minions to think about the boring logistics.

I had thought about the death penalty for the indicator-less imbeciles but I wonder if that is not a smidgen on the extreme side. So it's death to the tyres instead.

I'm working on more laws and punishments for more heinous crimes, such as failing to recycle properly. I'm not sure what the punishment is for that yet. I think the shopping expedition has curtailed my imagination.


Domster1974 said...

How cool would it be to live a world ruled by you.

Queen Stephanie, we all bow down before you, and await your commands.

Flibbertigibbet said...

You realise that I actually suck at making decisions?

But I suppose with world domination comes great responsibility. Decision making is part of the bargain I imagine.

I quite like the bowing down before me though... I could get used to that. Surprisingly fast.

Domster1974 said...

You may suck lol

But I would imagine your world would be fun.

I am bowing already lol