Thursday 13 March 2008

Girl Failures

I apply the face mask.
Set up my little chair next to the bath with my phones and book.
I light all the candles.
I turn on the taps.
I go to the cupboard.
I am Mother Hubbard.
Although the cupboard isn't strictly bare, there is a distinct lack of bubble bath.
I'm sure that not having bubble bath and being a girl is somehow against the rules.
Those unwritten rules.
Although I do have several dozen bottles of essential oils.
Which smell nice.
But fail to bubble.
My hot bath and early night has lost its sheen without my bubbles.
I do have some washing up liquid downstairs, but that might be going too far.

5 comments:

Lynn said...

Try shower gel, works nearly as well!!!!

Flibbertigibbet said...

Well, it does make more sense than washing up liquid.
But thankfully, my supply has been replenished this very afternoon. Hurrah.

Domster1974 said...

Just vigorously rub the soap and splash about.

Get some more bubbles, make sure you stock up at Christmas and your birthday.

Birthday day list

1 Bubblebath

Flibbertigibbet said...

So that's bubble bath, a wind up torch and what was the other thing on my list?
A better memory?

Domster1974 said...

I don't know, I know you are a resourceful woman and you have an extremely delightful vivid imagination, so I would imagine you could come up with a great list.

You will have to keep me informed of what you want ;op