Sunday, 20 April 2008

Acid

I'm wondering what would happen if someone ever slipped me some acid.
My world is so surreal without assistance that I can only be vaguely terrified at the very idea.

Last night I dreamt I was teaching these llama-esque creatures how to avoid a lion attack, using an old stocking and a tennis ball.
Seriously.
I wish I could have seen my own face when I woke up from that dream. The look of confusion must have been priceless.

The creatures were really cute though.
They had llama heads but no necks, with thick llama coats and they were really dark brown. I'm not entirely sure how they were able to understand me. Or even if they could as I appeared to be repeating myself a lot.

I've just realised this is about my fourth dream featuring an attack by a big cat - although, as a bonus, I was no longer the target. Cute llama thing was.

I'm weird right?

5 comments:

Domster1974 said...

Firstly, yes you are weird, but its a good weird and should be celebrated for all it is worth.

Secondly, do you buy your fresh produce from different places or have you always bought it from the same place. You never know if where you buy it from lace your fresh stuff with acid. Maybe they have been for all these years????

Tablet Widow said...

acid peas.........wow!

Domster1974 said...

Acid Peas?

give me acid butternut squash please!!!!!!

Flibbertigibbet said...

Dom: Maybe it's since my organic veg box stopped being delivered.
And I had butternut squash the other day, damn it's good!

TW: Mmmmm Peas. Maybe that's what my obsession has been all these years!

Domster1974 said...

The wonderful world of butternut squash.

What do you get instead of your organic box?