Meltdown

Just for reference. If I think for too long about websites, how they work, html and the like my brain starts to meltdown.
Really.
I've spent the past few hours perusing the forums of cart software and it hurts my head. It's all in a language that they weren't teaching when I went to school.
php? css? ftp? what? que?
Sentences like "You need to float your image in a div" make my face do this really unattractive thing where my mouth gapes and my eyes start to cross.
I'm trying, I really am.
I'm starting to wonder if it's just all about downloading it and getting stuck in.
But then there's the matter of creating a new skin for a basic template.
And what's all this talk of getting a licence?
I think there may be more thoughts inside my head than my brain can handle. And I tend to have a vast number of thoughts being processed at any one time.
If my brain were a computer it would have turned to brown sugar a long time ago.
That happened to my work computer once, back in my dental surgery days, we had a lightning hit. I remember it turned the light bulbs black. And it turned the circuit boards in the computer to what looked like brown sugar. The poor surge protector gave up its life in an effort to protect the life of the computer, but it died in vain.
Anyway, I have brown sugar, not grey matter, inside my skull currently.

All this talk of brown sugar reminds me of popcorn, I make great caramel covered popcorn.
Butterfly brain anyone?